Fire-Side Chat, October 21, 2008

It's only been a month since my last blog post about how socialism is BAD, yet we have now sunk further into the USSR-esque style of economics. Only now it's not only the United States thats playing with the red fire, the entire free world has collectively decided to take hundreds of years of capitalism and throw it in the oval file cabinet. They ensure us it will be back but we all know that we will never recover from socialisms evil grip on our economy. Germany, France (no surprise) and the United Kingdom are among the most notable of these free-market countries turning to the red side with their nationalizing of banks, issuing billions of dollars of taxpayer's money to the greedy and regulating the stock market.

Now, what if...I decide to go with the old saying if you can't beat them, join them, and rejoice with "socialism rocks!". Come November 4th, I'll enter the voting booth and barock the vote. "The One" will win overwhelmingly because our wonderful country has turned socialist over night and poor old John McCain will be sent back to Arizona to write a history book on how capitalism use to work. What a fantastic day in United Socialist States of America (USSA)!

The redistribution of wealth has begun! Nazi Pel..ahem, I mean Nancy Pelosi is on Capital Hill with her comrade Harry Reid, thinking which entitlement program is gonna get the 150% increase in their budget. Charles Rangel, Barney Frank, and Chris Dodd are sitting on their banking and revenue committes thinking how they can raise even more money without calling it a tax. The king of the Senate, Comrade Biden, is at a speech in New Stalin City, formerly New York City, getting praises from the people after demanding that true patriotism is only gained after paying more tax. Over at the Supreme Court Building, Hillary and William Jefferson Clinton are being sworn in as Juctices Gingsburg and Stevens respectfully retired their seats. Finally, "The One", the holy Messiah, the man that was born in a manager in the great state of Hawaii, sits in the oval office. Drapped behind him is the new flag, a blue banner with a white star in the middle, flanked on each side by a brilliant-white sickle and hammer.

The USSA people sitting quietly in their government issued trailers, everyones credit cards maxed to the hilt, mortgages all been issued obsolete. That city on a shinning hill looks more like a dull glare. The American Dream is just that..a dream.

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If you go back and review the story, look at the ratio between red and blue (red being socialist bullshit and blue being what use to be). We are on a very slippery slope to what could be the demise of our once great nation. We have always been a trailblazer for freedom around the world. Our economic and military might are in the balance right now and your vote on November 4th could mean whether we save our country or let it fall into the red abyss. It's up to you, will you allow everything we built for over 300 years just fall into the darkness? It's a sad day in America...